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Print Length: 201 pages
Page Numbers Source ISBN: 198690038X
Publication Date: March 25, 2018
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Language: English
ASIN: B07BQCN546
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I freely confess that I will sometimes pick up a book that I see offered for free on Amazon simply because of the title. That was certainly the case with “Smoothen Silky: Demon-Fighting Pimp†by Derek Slayton, a book I noticed in an advertisement and one whose title I had to read a half dozen or so times before I figured out it was real. And, once having gotten the book, I raced through the story, extremely curious to find out if the title really meant what it said (it does) and whether the author could keep up this premise for the entire book (he makes it most of the way before running out of gas somewhat).The title character of “Smoothen Silky†is exactly what the title proclaims, a pimp who seems to have emerged straight from the screen of a 70’s blaxploitation flick. Silky is an, ahem, entertainment manager, with several extremely attractive and considerably underdressed female employees who accompany him on both his managing jobs and his demon-fighting jobs. The demons he pursues usually take the form of oversexed frat boys who won’t take no for an answer, at least until Silky whacks them with his weapon of choice, a nine-iron golf club he always carries that has a hidden demon-fighting dagger in the handle.There’s not much of a plot to “Smoothen Silky,†not that it will matter to most people. Silky works for a secret agency that dispatches him on jobs to take on exceptionally nasty demons, such as the one that the group of frat boys are trying to set free, a seemingly all-powerful demon known as the King of the Beach. There’s a little bit of magic involved here, but it’s mostly Silky getting down and dirty with his nine iron and his blade, in a series of rather grisly encounters. But no matter how messy the job gets, Silky keeps his cool, even down to his flunky who carries around an electric fan to plug in and provide Silky with a refreshing breeze every now and then.As you might already have guessed, tongue is firmly in cheek here, and the first two-thirds or so of “Smoothen Silky†is a lot of fun for anyone who enjoyed old school grindhouse and blaxploitation films. Silky embodies the antiheroes of those films perfectly, even down to the heart of gold he possesses as one of the few pimps who actually cares about the welfare of his employees and helps further their education. But the joke starts to wear thin after a while, and, without anything resembling a compelling storyline (it’s hard to take seriously a plot to rule the world launched by a demon that calls itself the King of the Beach), the fights, gore, and crude sexually oriented jokes eventually grow repetitive. Even the arrival of an even more bizarre character than Silky in the last couple of chapters who lends him a hand (and a chainsaw) in taking on the demons elicits little more than a chuckle or two.Author Slaton envisions “Smoothen Silky†as the first in a line of books he will call the Grindhouse Chronicles, and he’s off to a fairly good start with a terrific lead character who could easily take on a variety of foes, be they demons, Mafiosos, or cops in future books. The author is going to need a stronger storyline to carry any further books, but, at least in this current volume, the flimsy plot diminishes the fun a bit but doesn’t spoil it. The best thing about this book is that the title alone will pretty much tell any potential readers whether they will like it or not. If “Smoothen Silky: Demon-Fighting Pimp†disgusts you, Amazon has a nice selection of Jane Austen novels available. If, on the other hand, you’re wondering just how much fun this book might be, trust me; it delivers exactly what it promises.
This book had me laughing out loud with some of the stuff Smoothen Silky was saying. I thought the ending was too short but it was good stuff. It was truly an unexpected good read. I'm going to look into reading more from this author.
I enjoyed reading this novel, even though I do not like vulgar language. This is real and hilarious.
I’m going to be straight up and honest here. Whenever I hear about a movie or a book being described as “Pulp†or “Grindhouse†or being in the tradition of those genres, I kinda tend to roll my eyes and give out with a little groan. Because usually they end up being a disappointment. They do. Most people who think they know what Grindhouse is actually have no idea. They think it’s just a lot of crazy shit happening and a bunch of wacky characters that it’s happening to. Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez understand Grindhouse. Joe R. Lansdale understands Grindhouse. Robert R. McCammon understands Grindhouse. Mike Baron understands Grindhouse. They speak the language and understand the elements that go into Grindhouse backwards and forwards. And so does Derek Slaton.SMOOTHEN SILKY: DEMON FIGHTING PIMP is such an entertaining piece of Grindhouse/Pulp Fiction that I hardly know where to being to describe it. First of all, if the title doesn’t grab you then go on back to your Jane Austin and leave this one alone. But if you’re a fan of 1970s/1980s Grindhouse Movies then you’re definitely the audience for this one. You’ll know exactly where Mr. Mason draws his influences from and you’ll go along for the ride.Smoothen Silky is not just a Pimp. He is The Pimp of All Pimps. And he’s got a holy mission to protect humanity from the demon hordes that would conquer mankind. In Derek Slaton’s universe, demons don’t want to destroy humanity. If they did that then who would they have to torment and exploit? The ambitions of the demons in this universe are much more base and carnal. And then who better to combat them than The Pimp of All Pimps and his A-Team of Ho’s? Most of them have the benefits of higher education since Silky insists on it. He not only has the finest ho’s in the world, they’re also the smartest, easily equal in brain power and skills to Doc Savage’s Iron Crew or Buckaroo Banzai’s Hong Kong Cavaliers. But with way more to offer in other areas. If you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink)Silky works for The Agency, an organization devoted to battling demon incursions and along with veteran agent Rose and rookie agent Kerr he and his A-Team of Ho’s find themselves up against their greatest challenge; to prevent The Princess, a demon Beauty Queen from performing a mystical ritual that will bring back to our dimension The King of The Beach, a Demon King who will plunge the Earth into an unending and eternal Summer Break.Yes. You read that right. And if after reading that you don’t want to read this book then there’s nothing else I can say.Well, in fact there is a few more things I can say. Derek Slaton understands that if you want to write a Grindhouse novel then you have to write it in a visual, cinematic style and he certainly does so. It took me a while to get through certain scenes because while I visualized Silky as looking like 1970s Isaac Hayes I kept hearing his dialog in the voice of Katt Williams. I was laughing so hard I kept losing my place and had to go back a page or two to resume reading. That’s how good he is with dialog. Silky, Rose and Kerr all have their own distinctive speech patterns that are easy to follow and never once was I confused as to was talking to whom. Derek Salton even makes sure that he gives each one of Silky’s Ho’s their moment to shine so that they’re an integral element of the story and not just there for the sexual innuendo (although that certainly don’t hurt.)He also understands action scenes. I despair at the number of writers who desperately want to write action but have no idea of how to do so. They have to be put together so that a reader can cleanly visualize what is going on and who is hitting/shooting/punching/kicking/whooping ass on or taking it from. Again, Derek Slaton knows how to do this.Me going on any further would entail me having to describe more about the plot and characters and a lot of the fun of reading SMOOTHEN SILKY: DEMON FIGHTING PIMP derives from you finding it out for yourself who these characters are and how they relate to each other and how they join together to save the world. Reading SMOOTHEN SILKY: DEMON FIGHTING PIMP gave me the same feeling I get when I watch a really good B-Movie and that’s probably the best recommendation I can give it: it’s the best B-Movie I’ve read in quite a while. Enjoy.
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